[BITList] Fw: CHECK YOUR SPELLING!!

[Michael Feltham]

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> DO CHECK YOUR SPELLING!!
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>>> THE CONFESSION 
>>>      Hi John, This is Pete next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, probably more than.. you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that's no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much....  I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise that it won't happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I'll pay you.   
>>> Regards, Pete.
>>> THE ACTIONS
>>> John, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbour dead.  He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he has a subsequent message from his neighbour:
>>> THE SECOND MESSAGE
>>>   Hi John, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed that my Autocorrect changed ‘Wi-Fi’ To ‘Wife’. Technology hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that.   
>>> Regards, Pete
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