[BITList] Adult comedian.

[FA]

> I went into my local Chinese takeaway last night and got talking to the
> owner of the shop.
> 'What you do for a riving, then?', he said.
> 'What do I do for a living, you mean?'
> 'Yes..'
> 'I'm a comedian', I replied.
> 'Go on then, change colour', he chuckled.
> 'No! I'm not a fucking chameleon, I'm a comedian'
> Oh right, tell me joke then. Make me raff', he said.
> Just then in the kitchen, I noticed his wok was on fire with my meal 
> in it.
> 'Wok! Wok!', I shouted.
> 'Who's dare..', he said.
> Fuck this, I thought. I'm off to the Indian.
>