[BITList] Husband Store.

[FA]

> *Husband Store.***
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>
>                     *A store that sells new husbands has opened in
>                     Melbourne, where a woman may go to choose a
>                     husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is
>                     a description of how the store operates:
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>                     You may visit this store****ONLY ONCE!**There are
>                     six floors and the value of the products increase
>                     as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper
>                     may choose any item from a particular floor, or
>                     may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
>                     cannot go back down except to exit the building!
>
>
>                     So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
>                     husband. On the first floor the sign on the door
>                     reads:
>                     **
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>                     Floor 1**- These men Have Jobs
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>
>                     She is intrigued, but continues to the second
>                     floor, where the sign reads:
>                     **
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>                     Floor 2**- These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
>
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>                     'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
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>
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>                     So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
>                     **
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>                     Floor 3**- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are
>                     Extremely Good Looking.
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>                     'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
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>
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>                     She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
>                     **
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>                     Floor 4**- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are
>                     Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
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>
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>                     'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
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>                     Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
>                     **
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>                     Floor 5**- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are
>                     Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have
>                     a Strong Romantic Streak.
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>                     She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to
>                     the****sixth floor**, where the sign reads:
>                     **
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>                     Floor 6**- You are visitor 31,456,012 to this
>                     floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor
>                     exists solely as proof that women are impossible
>                     to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband
>                     Store.
>                     **
>                     PLEASE NOTE:
>
>                     To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner
>                     opened a New Wives store just across the street.
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>                     The **first floor****has**wives that love sex.
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>                     The **second floor****has wives that love sex and
>                     have money and like beer
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>                     *
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>                                     *The **third, fourth,
>                                     fifth****and****sixth****floors**have
>                                     never been visited.*
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