[BITList] Skip re Italian Cruise

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>     A young New York woman was so
>
>         depressed she decided to end her life by throwing herself
>         into the ocean.
>                   Just before she could throw herself from the docks,
>         a handsome young
>                   man stopped her. "You have so much to live for,"  he
>         said. "I'm a
>         sailor and we are off to Italy tomorrow. I can stow you away
>         on my ship.
>                   I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and
>         keep
>         you happy. When
>                   we get to Italy you will be SO GLAD you're
>         alive"
>         With nothing to lose and always wanting to see Italy, she
>         accepted.
>         That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a
>         small but comfortable compartment in the ship's hold.
>         From then on, every night, he would bring her sandwiches, a
>         bottle of red
>         wine, and make love to her until dawn.
>         Two weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a
>         routine inspection.
>         "What are you doing here?" asked the captain.
>         "I have an arrangement with a sailor," she replied.  "He
>         brings me food and I
>                   get a free trip to Italy."  "I see," the captain says.
>
>                   Then her conscience got the best of her, and she added,
>         "Plus, he's screwing me."
>         "He certainly is," replied the captain. "This is the Staten Island
>         Ferry."
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