[BITList] Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine

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    I knew the day would come when men had an answer to Maxine.

        Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine

        Men strike back!

        How many men does it take to open a beer?
        None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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        Why is a Laundromata really bad place to pick up a woman?
        Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
        probably never be able to support you.
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        Why do women have smaller feet than men?
        It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to
        stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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        How do you know whena woman is about to say something smart?
        When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....
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        How do you fix a woman's watch?
        You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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        If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
        at the front door, who do you let in first?
        The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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        Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
        drive by 90%.
        It's called a Wedding Cake.
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        Why do men die before their wives?
        They want to.
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        Women will never be equal to men
        Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
        gut, and still think they are sexy.
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        Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
        To the select few women who can handle it!

        AND MAXINE SAYS............'MARVIN'...



        Maxine just had to have the last word.



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