[BITList] Fwd: Fwd: Rye Bread

FS franka at iinet.net.au
Mon Sep 28 09:06:55 BST 2015




    Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one
    morning.
    The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even
    short of breath The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and
    asked him what he did to have so much energy.
    The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps
    your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
    So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was
    looking around, the sales lady asked if he needed any help.
    He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
    She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
    He said, "I want five loaves."
    She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd
    loaf, it'll be hard."
    He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this property but
    me."





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