[BITList] $2.99_SPECIAL

[FA]

>                     *The **$**2.99 Special
>                     **
>                     We went to breakfast at a supermarket *
>
>                     *restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was
>                     two eggs, bacon, hash browns
>                     and toast for **$**2.99.
>                     'Sounds good,' my wife said.
>                     'But I don't want the eggs..'
>
>                     'Then, I'll have to charge you **$**3.49
>                     because you're ordering ‘a la carte,'
>                     the waitress warned her.
>
>                     'You mean I'd have to pay for
>                     NOT taking the eggs?'
>                     my wife asked incredulously.
>
>                     'YES!' stated the waitress..
>                     'I'll take the Special then,' my wife said..
>
>                     'How do you want your eggs?'
>                     the waitress asked.
>
>                     'Raw and in the Shell,' my wife replied.*
>                     *She took the two eggs home
>                     and baked a cake.*
>                     *
>                     DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
>                     WE'VE been around
>                     the block more than once!**
>                     *
>                     *
>                     **/a/**/lways laugh when you can -/**
>                     **/it's cheaper than medicine !!!/*
>
>

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