[BITList] Church Services 2018

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*Just about what this world is coming to. *


        *PASTOR:*"The Lord be with you!"



        *CONGREGATION*: And with your spirit"



        *PASTOR:*"Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad,
        smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians, 13:13.



        And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."




        P-a-u-s-e......




        "Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.



        Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"





        S-i-l-e-n-c-e




        "As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your
        credit and debit cards ready."




        "You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password
        'Lord909887.'



        The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the
        worshipers:



        *a.*Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are
        directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.


        *b.*Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.


        *c.*Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell
        phones to transfer your contributions to the church account.




        The holy atmosphere of St. Matthew’s becomes truly electrified
        as ALL the smart phones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!



        Final Blessing and Closing Announcements.



        *a*. This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the
        various Facebook group  pages where the usual group chatting
        takes place.  Please log in and don't miss out.



        *b.*Thursday's Catechism Study will be held live on Skype at
        1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out.



        *c.*You can follow your Pastor on Twitter thisweekend for
        counseling and prayers.


        God bless and have a nice day.


        *And Jesus wept….*


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