[BITList] Fwd: Skinny-Dipping

[John Feltham]

Good ones keep on coming around…
 



 
                                                                                   Skinny-Dipping



An elderly man  had owned a large farm for several years. 

He had a large pond some distance from the house. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nicely with picnic tables and some apple and  peach trees.

One  evening the old farmer decided to go down to the  pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

He  grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he  came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young  women skinny-dipping in his  pond. He  made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.

One of  the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'.

The old man replied, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the  pond naked'.

Holding the bucket up he said,  'I'm here to feed the crocodile'.

Some old men can still think quickly.




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