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            *NEWLYWEDS*

                            **Please excuse the four-letter words 
                            toward the end of the following story. *

                            **I would have deleted them, but the story
                            wouldn't be the same. * *

                            *THE JEWISH NEWLYWEDS *

                            *A young Jewish couple got married and  went
                            on their honeymoon. *

                            *When they got back, the bride immediately
                            called her mother. *

                            *"Well", said her mother, "so how was the
                            honeymoon?" *

                            *"Oh mama", she replied, "the honeymoon  was
                            wonderful! *

                            *So romantic"... *

                            *Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama,
                            as soon as we returned,  Sam started using
                            the most horrible language -- *

                            *Things I'd never heard before! I  mean, all
                            these awful four-letter words! *

                            *You've got to take me home!! PLEASE MAMA" *

                            *"Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm 
                            down! You need to stay with your husband and
                            work this out. *

                            *Now, tell me, what could be so awful? *

                            *WHAT four-letter words?" *

                            *"Please don't make me tell you, mama," 
                            wept the daughter. *

                            *"I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! *

                            *JUST COME GET ME, PLEASE" *

                            *"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has
                            you so upset.  Tell your mother these
                            horrible four-letter words" *

                            *Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama.... he
                            used words like: *

                            **"DUST, WASH , IRON, and COOK ...* *

                            *"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said
                            her mother. *



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