[BITList] Retarded Grandparents

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> RETARDED  GRANDPARENTS - (this  was actually reported by a teacher)
>
> After  Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their
> holiday away from school.
>
> One child wrote the  following:
>
> We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.
>
> They  used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they
> moved to Batemans Bay where  everyone lives in nice little houses, and so
> they don't have to mow the grass anymore!
>
> They  ride around on their bicycles and scooters and wear name tags 
> because
> they don't know who they are anymore.
>
> They  go to a building called a wreck centre, but they must have got it
> fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises  there, but they don't
> do them very well.
>
> There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with 
> hats
> on.
>
> At  their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it.
> He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go
> cruising in their golf carts!
>
> Nobody there cooks, they just eat out.
>
> And, they eat the same thing every night --- early birds.
>
> Some  of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones
> who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked centre for pot luck.
>
> My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his 
> retardment  and
> says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.
>
> When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll  house. Then I
> will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.
>
> PRICELESS!
>
> Remember to send this to all your "retarded grandparent" friends and give
> them a laugh too!!
>