[BITList] A Retired Persons Perspective ......... !!!

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>         *A Retired Person's Perspective**
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>         *  1. I'm not saying, "Let's go kill all the stupid people."
>         I'm just saying, Let's remove all the warning labels and let
>         the problem work itself out.*
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>         *  2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out
>         the way much faster now.*
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>         *  3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her
>         hands.  If they are holding a gun, she's probably very angry.*
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>         *  4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. 
>         Now they drink like their fathers. *
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>         *  5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you
>         really like someone you've just met? That's common sense
>         leaving your body.*
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>         *  6. I don't like making plans for the day ... Because then
>         the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.*
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>         *  7. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,508 days
>         in a row.*
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>         *  8. I decided to change calling the bathroom "the John" and
>         renamed it "the Jim".  I feel so much better saying, "I went
>         to the Jim this morning."*
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>         *  9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains
>         for murderers:  If you find one, what's your plan?*
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>         *10. Politicians should have two terms ~ one in office and one
>         in prison.*
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>         *11. Just remember, there is a major difference between
>         intelligence and stupidity: intelligence has its limits.**
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