[BITList] Wisdom of the Ag....ed

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    *Most seniors never get enough exercise. **In His wisdom God decreed
    that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their
    glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking. And God
    looked down and saw that it was good.

    Then God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors
    los**ecoordination so they would drop things requiring them to bend,
    reach & stretch.
    And God looked down and saw that it was good.

    Then God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors
    would have additional**calls of nature requiring more trips to the
    bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that
    it was good.*
    *So if you find as you age, you are getting up and down more,
    remember its Gods will.  It is all in your best interest even though
    you mutter under your breath.*
    *_Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older_*
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    *#9**Death is the number 1 killer in the world.*
    *#8**Life is sexually transmitted.*
    *#7**Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one
    can die.*
    *#6**Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't
    tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.*
    *#5**Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a
    person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks,
    months, maybe years......*
    *#4***Health Nuts* are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the
    hospital, dying of nothing.*
    *#3**All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
    attention to criticism.*
    *#2**In the 1960's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
    the world/IS/ weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.*

    *#1**Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers.  What you do today
    might burn your butt tomorrow.*




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