[BITList] Short, sweet and true

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*_Short, Sweet & True!!!_*
I dialled a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."


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( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way around,
you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer 
for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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A woman asks a man who is travelling with six children, "Are all these 
kids yours?"
The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer 
complaints".

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*_Here is the best one!!
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A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles
while taking a bath.
"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.

	



	

	

	



	



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