[BITList] 4 U OWLS?

Tue Jul 7 14:53:44 BST 2015

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> */You are really and sadly OLD, my friends if you cannot get up and 
> reach for the phone or the laptop, to say a simple "Thank you" to me 
> for taking the trouble at my age, and sending you this happy 
> reminder......!!! Hee hee hee./*
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>>     *To allof you OWLS*
>>     *(Older Wiser Laughing Souls)
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>>     **Wisdom from Grandpa ......./
>>     /**/
>>     /**/Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg,
>>     depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries./*
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>>     */Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy
>>     earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar./*
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>>     */Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for
>>     good./*
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>>     When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble
>>     starts when/**//**/they try to decide which one./*
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>>     If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a
>>     thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag./*
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>>     On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but
>>     never the present./*
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>>     */A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the
>>     washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna
>>     work."/*
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>>     The bonds of matrimony are a good investment only when the
>>     interest is kept up./*
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>>     Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and
>>     make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking
>>     orders./*
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>>     Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your
>>     age and start bragging about it./*
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>>     The older we get,/**//**/the fewer things seem worth waiting in
>>     line for./*
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>>     Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want
>>     people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way
>>     and some of the roads weren't paved./*
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>>     How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?/*
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>>     When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
>>     youth....Remember about Algebra./*
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>>     You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or
>>     leaks./*
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>>     I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top./*
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>>     One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is
>>     such a nice change from being young./*
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>>     */Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable./**/
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>>     *Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and
>>     bald, they don't recognize you.*/
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>>     */If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything
>>     to laugh at when you are old./*
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>>     *Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing*
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>>     *And remember getting Old, ain't for SISSYs.*
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