[BITList] Happy Australia Day, 26th January, 2015

[John Feltham]

Impress your friends on Australia Day with some of these classic Aussie expressions...


 

A list of 50 classic Aussie expressions for you. 



A face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A face that only a mother could love

A few Roos loose in the top paddock

A few sangas short of a picnic

About as funny as a fart in an elevator

About as ugly as a hat full of arseholes

About as useful as tits on a bull

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest

As full as a boot

Barking up the wrong tree

Better than a poke in the eye with a blunt stick

Built like a brick shithouse

Busier than a blue-arse fly

Carrying on like a pork chop

Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery

Deaf as a post

Doesn't know shit from clay

Don't get ya knickers in a knot

Even blind Freddy could see that

Flat out like a lizard drinking

Freeze the balls off a brass monkey

Full as a goog

Got the rough end of the pineapple

Happy as a pig in shit

He lives in outer woop woop

He’s got short arms and long pockets

He’s in more shit than Ned Kelly

I'm off like a bride’s nighty

I've seen better legs on a pool table

If it was raining palaces I would get hit with the dunny door

It’s not worth a brass razoo

Like a rat up a drain pipe

Mad as a cut snake

More arse than class

More front than Myers

No way in the bloody world

Not a hope in hell

Pissed as a cricket

Runs on the smell of an oily rag

She goes like the clappers

Sharp as a bowling bowl

Tighter than a fishes arsehole

What a crock of shit

Up and down like a yoyo

Up at sparrows fart

What do ya do for a crust mate?

What do you think this is, bush week?

Ya bloody wombat!

You look like something the cat dragged in

You've got two chances…Buckley’s and  none

If you have this far see…  http://andc.anu.edu.au/australian-words/meanings-origins?field_alphabet_value=121 <http://andc.anu.edu.au/australian-words/meanings-origins?field_alphabet_value=121>



Happy Australia Day, 26th January, 2015



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