[BITList] Fwd: Scrotums?

[Michael Feltham]

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>>>>>>>>> The best story of the year doesn't give the proper praise and credit for
>>>>>>>>> this painful but understandable story as told by a loving wife. 
>>>>>>>>> The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. 
>>>>>>>>> Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed.  The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." 
>>>>>>>>> You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they
>>>>>>>>> imagine the pain that poor Tom must have experienced. 
>>>>>>>>> "Tom was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain."
>>>>>>>>> We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." 
>>>>>>>>> Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Tom. 
>>>>>>>>> "Now," she announced in a quivering voice,"thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover
>>>>>>>>> completely." 
>>>>>>>>> All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively
>>>>>>>>> asked if anyone else had something to say. 
>>>>>>>>> A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith." 
>>>>>>>>> The entire congregation held its breath. 
>>>>>>>>> "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum." 
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