[BITList] UH,OH, !!!!!!!!!!

[FA]

***Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** *
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**'Hello?'** *
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**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'** *
***'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** *





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**After a brief pause,** *





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**Daddy says,** **
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'** *





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**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'** *





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Brief Pause. *




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**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'** *




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**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'** *



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**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.** *



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**'I did it, Daddy.'** *


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**'And what happened, honey?' ** *
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'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and 
ran around screaming.** *





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**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'** *





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**'Oh my God!!!  What about your Uncle Paul?'** *





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**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.** *





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**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.** *





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He’s not moving either.'** *





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*****Long Pause***** *






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*****Longer Pause***** *






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*****Even Longer Pause***** *





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**Then Daddy says,** *





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**'Swimming pool? .............** *





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**Is this 486-5731?'* *




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**No, I think you have the wrong number......... *





	



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