[BITList] The Art Collector's Wife

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                        *The Art Collector's Wife*

                        A New York attorney representing a wealthy art
                        collector called and asked to speak to his
                        client, "Saul, I have some good news and, I have
                        some bad news."

                        The art collector replied, "I've had an awful
                        day; let's hear the good news first."

                        The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife
                        today, and she informed me that she invested
                        $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will
                        bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she
                        could be right."

                        Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My
                        wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just
                        made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad
                        news. What is it?"

                        The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you
                        with your secretary."



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