[BITList] God loves drunk people too ???

FA franka at iinet.net.au
Tue Aug 11 06:57:59 BST 2015


>             *God*
>
>             *Loves Drunk People Too*
>
>
>             A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud
>             pounding on the door.
>
>             The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
>             stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
>
>             "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
>
>             He slams the door and returns to bed.
>
>             "Who was that?" asked his wife..
>
>             "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>
>             "Did you help him?" she asks.
>
>             "No, I did not, it's 3 a.m in the morning and it's
>             bloomin' well pouring with rain out there!"
>
>             "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
>             remember about three months ago when we broke down, and
>             those two guys helped us?
>
>             I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
>             yourself!
>             "God loves drunk people too you know."
>
>             The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out
>             into the pounding rain.
>
>             He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
>
>             "Yes," comes back the answer.
>
>             "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>
>             "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>
>             "Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
>             "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk..
>
>
>     	
>

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