[BITList] God loves drunk people too ???
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franka at iinet.net.au
Tue Aug 11 06:57:59 BST 2015
> *God*
>
> *Loves Drunk People Too*
>
>
> A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud
> pounding on the door.
>
> The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
> stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
>
> "Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"
>
> He slams the door and returns to bed.
>
> "Who was that?" asked his wife..
>
> "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>
> "Did you help him?" she asks.
>
> "No, I did not, it's 3 a.m in the morning and it's
> bloomin' well pouring with rain out there!"
>
> "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you
> remember about three months ago when we broke down, and
> those two guys helped us?
>
> I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
> yourself!
> "God loves drunk people too you know."
>
> The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out
> into the pounding rain.
>
> He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
>
> "Yes," comes back the answer.
>
> "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
>
> "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>
> "Where are you?" asks the husband.
>
> "Over here on the swing," replied the drunk..
>
>
>
>
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