[BITList] Fwd: Philosophers of this century

Thu Apr 30 18:11:43 BST 2015

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> Philosophers of this century
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>>>>>>>>>> ~ John Glenn...
>>>>>>>>>> As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
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>>>>>>>>>> ~ Desmond Tutu...
>>>>>>>>>> When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. 
>>>>>>>>>> They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes.
>>>>>>>>>> When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
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>>>>>>>>>>   ~ David Letterman...
>>>>>>>>>> America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
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>>>>>>>>>>  ~ Howard Hughes...
>>>>>>>>>> I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire.  I'm a billionaire.
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>>>>>>>>>> ~ Old Italian proverb...
>>>>>>>>>> After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
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>>>>>>>>>> ~ Betsy Salkind...
>>>>>>>>>> Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
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>>>>>>>>>> ~ Jean Kerr...
>>>>>>>>>> The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats.
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>>>>>>>>>>   ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor...
>>>>>>>>>> I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.
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>>>>>>>>>> ~ Jeff Foxworthy...
>>>>>>>>>> You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
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>>>>>>>>>> ~ Prince Philip...
>>>>>>>>>> When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
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>>>>>>>>>>  ~ Emo Philips...
>>>>>>>>>> A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
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>>>>>>>>>>  ~ Harrison Ford...
>>>>>>>>>> Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
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>>>>>>>>>>  ~ Spike Milligan...
>>>>>>>>>> The best cure for Sea Sickness, is to sit under a tree.
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>>>>>>>>>> ~ Robin Hall...
>>>>>>>>>> Lawyers believe a person is innocent until proven broke.
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>>>>>>>>>> ~ Jean Rostand...
>>>>>>>>>> Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror
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>>>>>>>>>>   ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger...
>>>>>>>>>> Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
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>>>>>>>>>> ~ WH Auden...
>>>>>>>>>> We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
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>>>>>>>>>>  ~ Jonathan Katz...
>>>>>>>>>> In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked
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>>>>>>>>>>    ~ Johnny Carson...
>>>>>>>>>> If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
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>>>>>>>>>>  ~ Warren Tantum... (School photo album).
>>>>>>>>>> I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical
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>>>>>>>>>>  ~ Steve Martin...
>>>>>>>>>> Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap
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>>>>>>>>>> ~ Jimmy Durante...
>>>>>>>>>> Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
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>>>>>>>>>> . ~ Doug Hanwell...
>>>>>>>>>> America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.
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>>>>>>>>>> ~ George Roberts...
>>>>>>>>>> The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs  to anyone
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>>>>>>>>>> ~ Jonathan Winters...
>>>>>>>>>> If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
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>>>>>>>>>> ~ Robert Benchley... 
>>>>>>>>>> I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
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