[BITList] Fwd: Simple truths....

[Michael Feltham]

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> SIMPLE  TRUTH 1:
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> Lovers help each other undress before sex.
> However after sex, they always dress on their own.
> Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.
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> SIMPLE TRUTH 2:
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> When a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats".
> But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job". 
> Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.
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> FIVE OTHER SIMPLE  TRUTHS:
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> 1.  Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more  comfortable to        cry in a Bentley than on a bicycle.
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> 2.  Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.
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> 3.  If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will                remember you when they're in trouble again.
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> 4.  Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
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> 5.  Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does      milk.
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> Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
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