[BITList] Nine Points to Ponder....

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             Number 9 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

             Number 8 - Life is sexually transmitted.

             Number 7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at
                                     which one can die.

             Number 6 - Men have two emotions: hungry and horny, and they
                                     can't tell them apart. If you see a 
gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

             Number 5 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
                                     Teach a person to use the internet 
and they won't bother you for weeks, months,
                                      maybe years.

             Number 4 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
                                     in the hospital, dying of nothing.

             Number 3 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
                                     pays no attention to criticism.

             Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world
                                     weird. Now the world is weird, and 
people take Prozac to make it normal.

             Number 1 - Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do
                                     today might burn your ass tomorrow.

             ...and as someone recently said to me: Don't worry about old
                 age; it doesn't last that long.



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