[BITList] This one is a cracker!

[ronald.thomas at sfr.fr]

  Subject: Fw: Fwd: This one is a cracker!




            This really could be any one of us!!


                        Several days ago, as I left a meeting, I desperately 
gave myself a personal search. I was looking for my keys.
                        They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the 
meeting room revealed nothing.
                        Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the 
car. Frantically, I headed for the car park.
                        My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the 
keys in the ignition.
                        My theory is the ignition is the best place not to 
lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen.
                        As I scanned the car park I came to a terrifying 
conclusion! His theory was right. The car park was empty.
                        I immediately called the police. I gave them my 
location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been 
stolen.
                        Then I made the most difficult call of all.
                        "Hello My Love", I stammered; I always call him "My 
Love" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been 
stolen."
                        There was a period of silence. I thought the call 
had disconnected, but then I heard his voice. He barked, "I dropped you 
off!"
                        Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I 
said, "Well, come and get me."
                        He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this 
policeman I have not stolen your bloody car."
                        This is what they call, " the Golden Years!"
















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