[BITList] In the beginning..............
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franka at iinet.net.au
Mon Nov 17 11:39:23 GMT 2014
/Definitely written by an Aussie…./
In the beginning..............
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy
matches, going to the beach and barbies. He created night for going
prawning, sleeping and barbies. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the second Day.
On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and barbies
on the beach. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to
provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for barbies. God saw
that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops,
sausages, steak and prawns for barbies. God saw that it was good.
Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the
beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at barbies. God saw
that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone
to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie
with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God
saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the
Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires,
heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the
Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God
saw that it was good. well almost good. God saw that the blokes were
tired and needed a rest.
So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook
and clean the barbie. God saw that it was not just good, it was better
than that, it was bloody great! IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!
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