[BITList] How is Norma

[John Feltham]

The old ones keep coming around! :-)


 
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>> HOW IS NORMA?
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>> A  grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. 
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>> She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
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>> The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
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>> The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
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>> The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."
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>> After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
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>> The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News."
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>> The operator replied, "You're more than welcome.  Is Norma your daughter?"
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>> The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. The staff tell me F#*K  ALL”.
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