[BITList] PROVERBS STATED BY FIRST GRADERS---I LIKE A LOT OF THEM.....

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        *KIDS ARE SMARTER THAN MANY GIVE THEM CREDIT...*
        *An Elementary school
        Teacher had twenty-six students in her class.
        She presented each child in her classroom the
        1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them
        to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
        It's hard to believe these were actually done by
        first graders. Their insight may surprise you.
        While reading, keep in mind that these are
        first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one
        is a
        classic!*
        *1.*
        	
        *Don't
        change
        horses*
        	
        *until
        they stop
        running.*
        *2.*
        	
        *Strike
        while
        the*
        	
        *bug
        is close.*
        *3.*
        	
        *It's
        always darkest
        before*
        	
        *Daylight
        Saving
        Time.*
        *4.*
        	
        *Never
        underestimate the power
        of*
        	
        *termites.*
        *5.*
        	
        *You
        can lead a horse to water
        but*
        	
        *how?*
        *6.*
        	
        *Don't
        bite the hand
        that*
        	
        *looks
        dirty.*
        *7.*
        	
        *No
        news
        is*
        	
        *impossible.*
        *8.*
        	
        *A
        miss is as good as
        a*
        	
        *Mr.*
        *9.*
        	
        *You
        can't teach an old dog
        new*
        	
        *math.*
        *10.*
        	
        *If
        you lie down with dogs,
        you'll*
        	
        *stink
        in the
        morning.*
        *11.*
        	
        *Love
        all,
        trust*
        	
        *me.*
        *12.*
        	
        *The
        pen is mightier than
        the*
        	
        *pigs.*
        *13.*
        	
        *An
        idle mind
        is*
        	
        *the
        best way to
        relax.*
        *14.*
        	
        *Where
        there's smoke
        there's*
        	
        *pollution.*
        *15.*
        	
        *Happy
        the bride
        who*
        	
        *gets
        all the
        presents.*
        *16.*
        	
        *A
        penny saved
        is*
        	
        *not
        much.*
        *17.*
        	
        *Two's
        company,
        three's*
        	
        *the
        Musketeers.*
        *18.*
        	
        *Don't
        put off till tomorrow
        what*
        	
        *you
        put on to go to
        bed.*
        *19.*
        	
        *Laugh
        and the whole world laughs with you, cry
        and*
        	
        *you
        have to blow your
        nose.*
        *20.*
        	
        *There
        are none so blind
        as*
        	
        *Stevie
        Wonder.*
        *21.*
        	
        *Children
        should be seen and
        not*
        	
        *spanked
        or
        grounded.*
        *22.*
        	
        *If
        at first you don't
        succeed*
        	
        *get
        new
        batteries.*
        *23.*
        	
        *You
        get out of something only what
        you*
        	
        *see
        in the picture on the
        box.*
        *24.*
        	
        *When
        the blind lead the
        blind*
        	
        *get
        out of the
        way.*
        *25.*
        	
        *A
        bird in the
        hand*
        	
        *is
        going to poop on
        you.*
        *And
        the WINNER and last
        one!*
        *26.*
        	
        *Better
        late
        than*
        	
        *pregnant.*



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