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>             WOMEN SHOT IN CITY. BULLET IS IN HER YET*.....where is her
>             "yet"?*
>             *Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter*
>             *This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and
>             called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It
>             took two or three readings before the editor realized that
>             what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a
>             correction the next day. *
>             *I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.*
>             *Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says*
>             *REALLY??*
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>             *Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers***
>             *Now that's taking things a bit far!*
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>             *Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over***
>             *What a guy!*
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>             *Miners Refuse to Work after Death*
>             *No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!*
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>             *Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant***
>             *See if that works any better than a fair trial!*
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>             *War Dims Hope for Peace***
>             *I can see where it might have that effect!*
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>             ***If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile*
>             *Ya think?!*
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>             *Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures***
>             *Who would have thought!*
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>             *Enfield (London) Couple Slain;****Police****Suspect Homicide*
>             *They may be on to something!*
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>             *Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges***
>             *You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?*
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>             *Man Struck By Lightning:****Faces Battery Charge***
>             *He probably IS the battery charge!*
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>             *New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger****Test Group***
>             *Weren't they fat enough?!*
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>             *Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft *
>             *That's what he gets for eating those beans!*
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>             *Kids Make Nutritious Snacks***
>             *Do they taste like chicken?*
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>             *****Local  High School Dropouts****Cut in Half***
>             *Chainsaw Massacre all over again!*
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>             *Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors***
>             *Boy, are they tall!*
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>             *And the winner is....*
>             *Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead***
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>             *Did I read that right?*
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>             *Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to
>             spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to
>             bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a
>             good laugh, at least once a day**!*
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