[BITList] TWO OF THE YEAR'S BEST COMEBACK RESPONSES

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Think we have seen them before but they a worth a chuckle
frank


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            *Number 1:*

            C88872C658B84A0DAE01197BCE779657 at Aspire5750

            *If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have
            been as sharp as this policeman.****He was being
            cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony
            trial.****The lawyer was trying to undermine the police
            officer's credibility*

            *Q:****'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'*

            *A:****'No sir. ****But I subsequently observed a person
            matching the description of the offender, running several
            blocks away.'*

            *Q:****'Officer, who provided this description?'*

            *A:****'The officer who responded to the scene.'*

            *Q:****'A fellow officer provided the description of this
            so-called offender.****Do you trust your fellow officers?'*

            *A:****'Yes, sir. With my life.'*

            *Q:****'With your life?****Let me ask you this then
            officer.****Do you have a room where you change your clothes
            in preparation for your daily duties?'*

            *A:****'Yes sir, we do!'*

            *Q:****'And do you have a locker in the room?'*

            *A:****'Yes, sir, I do.'*

            *Q:****'And do you have a lock on your locker?'*

            *A:****'Yes, sir.'*

            *Q:****'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow
            officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your
            locker in a room you share with these same officers?'*

            *A:****'You see, sir, we share the building with the court
            complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk
            through that room.'*

            *The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess
            was called.****The officer on the stand has been nominated
            for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.*

            *Number 2:*

            *Now We Know Why He Was a General*

            FD77D8F447B440D1AF5E4BF3F0EF3E0A at Aspire5750

            *In an recent interview, General Norman Schwarzkopf was
            asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward
            the people who have harboured and abetted the terrorists who
            perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America.*

            *His answer was classic Schwarzkopf.*

            *The General said, _"I believe that forgiving them is God's
            function_**__**_._**__**_._**__**_. OUR job is to arrange
            the meeting."_*

            *You have got to love them both!*



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