[BITList] APHORISMS

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>             *APHORISMS FOR THE YEAR...*
>             It's not whether you win or lose,
>             but how you place the blame.
>
>         *You are not drunk
>         if you can lie on the floor
>         without holding on.*
>
>         We have enough "_youth_".
>
>
>             How about a fountain of "_smart_"?
>
>         *The original point and click interface
>         was a Smith & Wesson.*
>
>         A Fool and his money
>         *can throw one heck of a party*
>
>         *When blondes have more fun**,**do they know it?*
>
>         *Five days a week my body is a temple.
>         The other two it's an amusement park.*
>
>         *LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
>         **USE BIRTH CONTROL*
>
>         *Money isn't everything,
>         but it sure keeps the kids in touch.*
>
>         Don't Drink and Drive
>         You might hit a bump and spill something.
>
>         *If at first you don't succeed
>         skydiving is not for you*
>
>         *Reality is only an illusion
>         that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.*
>
>         *We are born naked, wet and hungry.
>         Then things get worse.*
>
>         Red meat is not bad for you
>         *Fuzzy green meat is bad for you**.*
>
>         *Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
>         give the rest a bad name.*
>
>         *Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
>         to produce reproductive organs.*
>
>         *Alabama state motto:**
>         *
>         *At least we're not Mississippi*
>
>         *ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
>         MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.*
>
>         *"You know why a politician is like a banana?"*
>         *"He comes in and first he is green,*
>         *then he turns yellow*
>         *and then he's rotten."*
>
>         *"I think Congressmen should wear uniforms,*
>         *you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could*
>         *identify their corporate sponsors."*
>
>         *
>         **The reason Politicians try so*
>         *hard to get re-elected is that they*
>         *would 'hate' to have to make a living*
>         *under the laws they've passed.*
>


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