[BITList] Annual Dementia Test

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*Annual Dementia Test*

134DDB4B76C8452BABE9B331CE377D96 at UserPC

*(only 4 questions)*

*
**Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior 
citizen test.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. *

*As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't 
use it, you lose it!

Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your 
last test.
Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may 
have difficulty.

Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your 
answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.


#1. What do you put in a toaster?**









**Answer:**'bread.' If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do 
something else.
And, try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, bread, go to Question #2.



**# 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?**









**Answer:**Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next 
question.*

*Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat.Content 
yourself *

*with reading more appropriate literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto 
World. *

*However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.


**# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made 
from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black 
house is made from black bricks,what is a green house made from?**









**Answer:**Greenhouses are made from glass.

If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this??? *

*PLEASE, go lie down!

But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.








**# 4. Do not use a calculator for this:

You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia.
In Staten Island, 17 people got on the bus.
In New Brunswick, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Windsor, 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Trenton, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Bristol, 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
And, in Camden, 6 people get off and 3 get on.

You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.

Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver?**









**Answer:**Oh, for crying out loud!

Don't you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus!



**If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!*

EA6358CFE8644BA7A1847D1E656BA9C1 at UserPC


	



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