[BITList] Retiree Mental Fitness Test

[FA]

------------------------------------------------------------------------


                *_Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation_*
                This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you
                get one right you are
                doing ok, if you get none right you better go for
                counseling. */(I'll meet you there.)/*


                There are 4 test questions. Don’t miss one.
                *_Giraffe Test_*
                *1...*How do you put a giraffe into a
                refrigerator?cid:0544C99F184F49AC951D90FEB43304D2 at helen28378836cStop
                and think about it and decide on your answer before you
                scroll down.
                *_The correct answer_*: Open the refrigerator, put in
                the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests
                whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
                complicated way.


                *_Elephant Test_*
                *2...*How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
                cid:A34D98D2BDBD475991CBB463D81497F1 at helen28378836c
                Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant,
                and close the refrigerator? *Wrong* Answer.

                *_Correct Answer_:* Open the refrigerator, take out the
                giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.  This
                tests your ability to think through the repercussions of
                your previous actions.
                *_Lion King Test_*

                *3.* The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All
                the animals attend ... except one. Which animal does not
                attend? cid:ADB2851BC7954DDBA0C13A42D066538C at helen28378836c
                *Correct Answer:*The Elephant. The elephant is in the
                refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your
                memory.


                Okay, even if you did not answer the first three
                questions correctly, you still have one more chance to
                show your true abilities.
                *_Crocodile Test_*
                *4...*There is a river you must cross but it is used by
                crocodiles,
                andcid:A6675120A64F4DCCAC1A84409B085698 at helen28378836cyou do
                not have a boat. How do you manage it?
                *Correct Answer: *You jump into the river and swim
                across. Haven’t you
                been lis-ten-ing? All the crocodiles are attending the
                Animal Conference. This tests whether you learn quickly
                from your mistakes.
                *


                According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide*, around 90%
                of the Retirees they tested got all questions wrong, but
                many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson
                Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that
                most Retirees do not have the brains of a four-year-old.
                cid:0CB43AA7E1FF44D09CDD7153E0259E08 at helen28378836c

                Send this out to frustrate all of your /'smart'/ friends..


                *PS:* Just the fact that I sent it to/you/ should make
                you feel good......



-------------- next part --------------
An HTML attachment was scrubbed...
URL: <http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20140711/d05820ce/attachment-0001.html>
-------------- next part --------------
A non-text attachment was scrubbed...
Name: not available
Type: image/gif
Size: 11260 bytes
Desc: not available
URL: <http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20140711/d05820ce/attachment-0004.gif>
-------------- next part --------------
A non-text attachment was scrubbed...
Name: not available
Type: image/gif
Size: 11894 bytes
Desc: not available
URL: <http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20140711/d05820ce/attachment-0005.gif>
-------------- next part --------------
A non-text attachment was scrubbed...
Name: not available
Type: image/gif
Size: 4782 bytes
Desc: not available
URL: <http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20140711/d05820ce/attachment-0006.gif>
-------------- next part --------------
A non-text attachment was scrubbed...
Name: not available
Type: image/gif
Size: 11102 bytes
Desc: not available
URL: <http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20140711/d05820ce/attachment-0007.gif>
-------------- next part --------------
A non-text attachment was scrubbed...
Name: not available
Type: image/jpeg
Size: 10069 bytes
Desc: not available
URL: <http://lists.bcn.mythic-beasts.com/pipermail/bitlist/attachments/20140711/d05820ce/attachment-0001.jpe>