[BITList] Fwd: Made me grin!

[M.j. Feltham]

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> FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husband's point of view)
>  
> By Pam Ayres
> The missus bought a Paperback,
> down Shepton Mallet way,
> I had a look inside her bag;
> ... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
> Well I just left her to it,
> And at ten I went to bed.
> An hour later she appeared;
> The sight filled me with dread...
>  
> In her left she held a rope;
> And in her right a whip!
> She threw them down upon the floor,
> And then began to strip.
> Well fifty years or so ago;
> I might have had a peek;
> But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
> She's eighty four next week!!
>  
> Watching Mabel bump and grind;
> Could not have been much grimmer.
> And things then went from bad to worse;
> She toppled off her Zimmer!
> She struggled back upon her feet;
> A couple minutes later;
> She put her teeth back in and said
> I am a dominater !!
>  
> Now if you knew our Mabel,
> You'd see just why I spluttered,
> I'd spent two months in tra_ction
> For the last complaint I'd uttered.
> She stood there nude and naked
> Bent forward just a bit
> I went to hold her, sensual like
> and stood on her left tit!
>  
> Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
> My God what had I done!?
> She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
> "Step on the other one"!!
> Well readers, I can tell no more;
> Of what occurred that day.
> Suffice to say my jet black hair,
> Turned fifty shades of grey.

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