[BITList] DOGS vs WIVES

Tue Jan 14 16:36:42 GMT 2014



    */Sixteen Logical Reasons Why/**//**/Some Men/**/Have Dogs
    And/**//**/Not Wives:/*
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    *1. The later you are, the more
    excited your dog is to see you.*

    	
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    *2. Dogs don't notice if you call them
    by another dog's name..*
    	
    	
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    *3. Dogs like it if you leave lots
    of things on the floor.*
    	
    	
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    *4. Dogs' parents never visit.*
    	
    	
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    *5. Dogs agree that you have to**raise your voice**to get your point
    across.*

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    *6. You never have to wait for a dog;**they're ready to go,
    instantly,**24 hours a day.*
    	
    	
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    *7. Dogs find you amusing**when you're pissed.*
    	
    	
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    *8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.*
    	
    	
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    *9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask:**"If I died, would you
    get another dog?"*
    	
    	
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    *10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad**in the paper and sell 'em.*
    	
    	
    *11. When you drop a silent one,**dogs don't run around
    frantically**with room spray.*
    	
    	
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    *13. Dogs never tell you to stop scratching**your balls. Instead,
    they sit pondering**why you don't lick 'em.*
    	
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    *14. Dogs will let you put a studded collar**on, without calling you
    a pervert.*
    	
    	
    *15. If a dog smells another dog on you,**it won't kick you in the
    crotch; it just**finds it interesting.*
    	
    	
    */And last, but not/**//**/least:/*
    	
    	
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    *16. If a dog runs off and leaves you,**it won't take half your stuff.*
    	
    	
    */To verify these/**//**/statements:/**/  Lock your wife and your
    dog in/**//**/the garage/**/for an hour./*
    */Then open the door and/**//**/observe/**/which one is happy to see
    you!/*


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