[BITList] Gay Rancher

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>>             */A successful rancher died and left everything to his
>>             devoted wife/*
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>>             */She was a very good-looking woman and determined to
>>             keep the ranch,/*
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>>             */but knew very little about ranching,/*
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>>             */so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a
>>             ranch hand..
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>>             Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the
>>             other a drunk.
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>>             She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else
>>             applied she decided to/*
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>>             */hire the gay guy,/*
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>>             */figuring it would be safer to have him around the house
>>             than the drunk.
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>>             He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every
>>             day and knew a lot/*
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>>             */about ranching.
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>>             For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was
>>             doing very well.
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>>             Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand,
>>             "You
>>             have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great./*
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>>             */You should go into town and kick up your heels."/*
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>>             */The hired hand readily agreed and wentinto town one
>>             Saturday night.
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>>             One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.
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>>             Two o'clock and no hired hand.
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>>             Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering
>>             the room,/*
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>>             */he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace
>>             with a glass of wine,/*
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>>             */waiting for him.
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>>             She quietly called him over to her..
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>>             "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
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>>             Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."
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>>             He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."
>>             He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
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>>             "Now take off my skirt."
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>>             He slowly unbuttoned it, constantlywatching her eyes in
>>             the fire light.
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>>             "Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands,/*
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>>             */he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
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>>             Then she looked at him and said,/*
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>>             */"If you ever wear my clothes into town again,/*
>>             */you're fired."/*
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>>             */(I didn't see it coming, either)/*
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