[BITList] A Classic - Ancient Hebrew Drawings

[Michael Feltham]

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>>> Written  across the  wall of the cave were the following   symbols:
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>>> It was  considered  a unique find and the writings were said to be at least   3000 years old! 
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>>> The piece of stone was removed,  brought to the  museum, and archaeologists from around  
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>>> the world came to study  the ancient symbols.  
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>>> They held a huge meeting after months of   conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings.  
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>>> The  President of the society pointed to first  drawing and  said:
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>>> "This is a  woman.  We can see these people held women in high esteem.   
>>>   You can  also tell they were  intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so  they  were smart enough to have animals help them till the   soil.
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>>> The next  drawing  is a shovel, which means they had tools to help   them."
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>>> Even  further proof  of their high intelligence is the fish which means that   if a famine hit the earth and food didn't grow, they seek food  from  the sea.
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>>> The last  symbol  appears to be the Star of David which means they were  evidently Hebrews. “ 
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>>> The audience applauded  enthusiastically.  
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>>> Then a little old Jewish man  stood up in the back of the room  and  said,
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>>> "Idiots... Hebrew   is read from right to left... It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig the  Ass on  that  Chick!"
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