[BITList] Fwd: Contemporary philosophers...

[Michael Feltham]

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>   As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind -
> every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
> ~ John Glenn
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> When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we  
> had the land. They said
> ' Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the  
> Bible and they had the land.
> ~ Desmond Tutu
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> America is the only country where a significant proportion of the  
> population believes that
> professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
> ~ David Letterman
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> After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
> ~ Italian proverb
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> The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the  
> strength of the lifeboats.
> ~ Jean Kerr
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> I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would  
> take out the garbage.
> ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
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> You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car  
> doesn't.
> ~ Jeff Foxworthy
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> When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a  
> new wife.
> ~ Prince Philip
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> A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at  
> kickboxing.
> ~ Emo Philips.
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> Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
> ~ Harrison Ford
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> The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
> ~ Spike Milligan
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> Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
> ~ Robin Hall
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> Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a  
> conqueror.
> ~ Jean Rostand.
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> Having more money doesn't make you happier.
> I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48  
> million.
> ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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> We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are  
> here for, I have no idea.
> ~ WH Auden
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> If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the  
> impersonators would be dead.
> ~ Johnny Carson
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> I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very  
> skeptical.
> ~ Arthur C Clarke
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> Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired
> by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
> ~ Steve Martin
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> Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
> ~ Jimmy Durante
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> America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric.
> ~ Doug Hamwell
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> The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
> ~ George Roberts
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> If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to  
> the airport
> ~ Jonathan Winter
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