[BITList] Precise Mathematics

[FA]

    I haven't seen this one for a while so thought I would give it an airing
    frank

        *Mathematics:*
        /
        What does it mean to give MORE  than 100%?
        Ever wonder about those people  who say they are giving more
        than 100%? We have  all been to those meetings where someone
        wants you  to give over 100%.
        How about achieving 103%?
        But what makes up 100% in life?
        Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
        these questions:

        /

        /If:
        A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W  X Y Z
        are represented as:
        1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8  9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
        25  26.

        /

        /Then:
        H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
        8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%*

        */

        */and
        K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
        11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

        /*

        */But  ,/*/
        A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
        1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

        /

        /And,////
        B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
        2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

        /

        /AND,  look how far ass kissing will take you. //
        A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
        //1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =//118% //

        /

        /So,  one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that  while
        *Hard work*and*Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will 
        get you there, its the*/*//**/Bullshit/*/  and/*//**/Ass
        Kissing/*/  that will put you over the  top.
        /

        /Now you know why some people are where they  are!/



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