[BITList] Lexiphiles

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*Lexiphiles...have fun!*


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*Acupuncture: a jab well done.*
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.*
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When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.*
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A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.*
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When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L..A.*
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The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky 
ground.*
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The batteries were given out free of charge.*
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A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.*
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A will is a dead giveaway.*
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If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.*
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With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.*
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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.*
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You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.*
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Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.*
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A boiled egg is hard to beat.*
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*When you've seen one shopping centre you've seen a mall.*
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Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a 
rest.*
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*Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's 
all right now.*
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*If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.*
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A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.*
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In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count 
that votes.*
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When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.*
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*The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.*
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He had a photographic memory which was never developed.*
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Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.*
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*When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.*
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