[BITList] Fwd: GPS poem...

[M.j. Feltham]

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> Subject: Fw: GPS poem...
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> My Gps
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> It gives me full instructions
> Especially how to drive
> "It's sixty k's an hour", it says
> "You're doing sixty five"
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> It tells me when to stop and start
> And when to use the brake
> And tells me that it's never ever
> Safe to overtake
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> It tells me when a light is red
> And when it goes to green
> It seems to know instinctively
> Just when to intervene
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> It lists the vehicles just in front
> And all those to the rear
> And taking this into account
> It specifies my gear.
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> I'm sure no other driver
> Has so helpful a device
> For when we leave and lock the car
> It still gives its advice.
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> It fills me up with counseling
> Each journey's pretty fraught
> So why don't I exchange it
> And get a quieter sort?
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> Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
> Makes sure I'm properly fed,
> It washes all my shirts and things
> And - lets me have a shed.
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> Despite all these advantages
> And my tendency to scoff,
> I do wish that once in a while
> I could turn the darn thing off.
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