[BITList] Standard Operating Procedures

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Standard Operating Procedures released today please learn

*We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to 
refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor**cooking 
activity**.**When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of 
events are put into motion:*
*_Routine..._****
(1)****The woman buys the food.****
(2)****The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes 
dessert*.*
(3)****The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray 
along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to 
the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.****
(4)****The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion 
zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding 
activities can take place without the interference of the woman.**_Here 
comes the important part:_****
(5)**THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.**_More routine..._****
(6)****The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.****
(7)****The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking 
great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he 
flips the meat **_Important again:_****
(8)****THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.*
*_More routine..._**
(9)**The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, 
sauces, and brings them to the table.**
**(10)**After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. 
**_And most important of all:_****
(11)**_Everyone_****PRAISES*the*_MAN _*and*THANKS HIM*for his cooking 
efforts.

*(12)****The man asks the woman how she enjoyed '**her night 
off**',**and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's 
just no pleasing some women.*




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