[BITList] A message from Robbie Williams

[FS]

seem to remember that we've had this before and snopes didn't like it 
but I still think its a good plan as plans go

frank

cid:1.876074197 at web110005.mail.gq1.yahoo.com

*/This is indeed the ultimate plan!/**//**/It could work! /*

*YOU HAVE TO LOVE HIM...A MUST READ... HE MADE THIS SPEECH IN
NEW  YORK   .
*The Plan!
cid:2.876074198 at web110005.mail.gq1.yahoo.com?
*Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says 'I love New  York   ' in Arabic.
**You gotta love Robin Williams........Even if he's nuts! Leave it to 
Robin Williams  to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is 
for our  UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
**Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this  logic!)
'I  see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of  a 
plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'
1)  'The US, UK , CANADA , New Zealand and AUSTRALIA will apologize to 
the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You 
know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein,  and 
the rest of those 'good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.
2) We  will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting  with 
Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They 
don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one 
allowed sneaking through  holes in the fence.
3)  All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together  and 
leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will 
be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where 
they are from. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4)  All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to  90 
days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation 
will be allowed in. If you don't like it  there, change it yourself and 
don't hide here. Asylum would  never be available to anyone. We don't 
need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No  foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. 
If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's  back home baby.
6)  The US, UK , CANADA , New Zealand and AUSTRALIA will make a strong 
effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include 
developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary 
drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will  have to 
cope for a while
7)  Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a  barrel 
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go 
somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells 
filling up the storage sites would  be enough.)
8) If  there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world,  we 
will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever,  for seeds, 
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of  what we give them 
is stolen or given to the army. The people  who need it most get very 
little, if anything.
9)  Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't 
need the spies and fair weather friends  here. Besides, the building 
would make a good homeless shelter  or lockup for illegal aliens.
10)  All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no  one 
can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is 
ENGLISH..learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
'The  Statue of  Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your 
poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball  bat and she's yelling, 
'you want a piece of me?'  '
If  you agree with the above, forward it to friends...If not, and  I 
would be amazed if you DELETED  it!! *








	



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