[BITList] Choosing a Wife

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>> Choosing a wife
 >>
 >> A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
 >> three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000
 >> and watches to see what they do with the money.
 >>
 >>
 >> The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
 >> gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and
 >> dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
 >> this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
 >>
 >> The man was impressed.
 >>
 >>
 >>
 >> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
 >> set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
 >> expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that
 >> she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..
 >>
 >>
 >> Again, the man is impressed.
 >>
 >>
 >>
 >> The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several
 >> times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the
 >> remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
 >> for their future because she loves him so much.
 >>
 >>
 >>
 >> Obviously, the man was impressed.
 >>
 >>
 >>
 >> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
 >> the money he'd given her.
 >>
 >>
 >> Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
 >>
 >>
 >> Men are like that, you know.
 >>
 >>
 >>
 >>
 >> And on another note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 >>
 >> There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
 >> than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should
 >> be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
 >> and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.



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