[BITList] MENSA's - - - Brave NEW Word !!!

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    *The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers
    to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
    subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
    *
    *Here are the winners:*
    1.*Cashtration* (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
    subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

        2.*Ignoranus* : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

        3.*Intaxicaton* : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts
        until you realize it was your money to start with.

        4.*Reintarnation* : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

        5.*Bozone* ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that
        stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer,
        unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near
        future.

        6.*Foreploy* : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the
        purpose of getting laid.

        7.*Giraffiti* : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

        8.*Sarchasm* : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and
        the person who doesn't get it.

        9.*Inoculatte* : To take coffee intravenously when you are
        running late.

        10.*Osteopornosis* : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra
        credit.)

        11.*Karmageddon* : It's like, when everybody is sending off all
        these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth
        explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

        12.*Decafalon* (n.): The grueling event of getting through the
        day consuming only things that are good for you.

        13.*Glibido* : All talk and no action.

        14.*Dopeler Effect*: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem
        smarter when they come at you rapidly.

        15.*Arachnoleptic Fit* (n.): The frantic dance performed just
        after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

        16.*Beelzebug* (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets
        into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

        17.*Caterpallor* ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a
        worm in the fruit you're eating.
        *The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions
        to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply
        alternate meanings for common words.**

        And the winners are:
        *
        1.*Coffee*, n.. The person upon whom one coughs.

        2.*Flabbergasted*, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight
        one has gained.

        3. *Abdicate*, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

        4.*Esplanade*, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

        5.*Willy-nilly*, adj. Impotent.

        6.*Negligent*, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when
        wearing only a nightie, gown.

        7.*Lymph*, v.. To walk with a lisp.

        8.*Gargoyle*, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

        9.*Flatulence*, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who
        has been run over by a steamroller.

        10.*Balderdash*, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

        11.*Testicle*, n. A humorous question on an exam.

        12.*Rectitude*, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by
        proctologists.

        13.*Pokemon*, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

        14.*Oyster*, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with
        Yiddishisms.

        15.*Frisbeetarianism*, n. The belief that, after death, the soul
        flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

        16.*Circumvent*, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn
        by Jewish men


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