[BITList] Older & Pondering

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Thought this just about summed things up
frank


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        *RETIRED PERSON HEALTH **MESSAGE*

                    As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the
                    world,

                    I realized that at my age I don't really give a
                    rat's anymore.

                    .. If walking is good for your health, the postman
                    would be  immortal.

                    .. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks
                    water, but is still fat.

                    .. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years, 
                    while

                    .. A tortoise doesn't run and does mostly nothing,
                    yet it  lives for 150 years.

                    And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

                    Just grant me the senility to forget the people I
                    never liked,

                    the good fortune to remember the ones I do, and the

                    eyesight to tell the difference

                    *Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:*

                    1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most
                    of it.

                    2. My wild oats are mostly enjoyed with prunes and
                    all-bran.

                    3. I  finally got my head together, and now my body
                    is falling apart.

                    4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

                    5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

                    6. If all is not lost, then where the heck is it ?

                    7. It was a whole lot  easier to get older, than to
                    get wiser.

                    8. Some days, you're the top dog; some days you're
                    the hydrant.

                    9. I wish the buck really did stop here; I  sure
                    could use a few of them.

                    10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

                    11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

                    12. It's  hard to make a comeback when you haven't
                    been anywhere.

                    13. The world only beats a path to your door when
                    you're in the bathroom.

                    14. If God  wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have
                    put them on my knees.

                    15. When I'm finally holding all the right cards,
                    everyone wants  to play chess.

                    16. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're
                    everywhere.

                    17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is
                    the depth.

                    18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about
                    the hereafter . . .I go somewhere to get something,
                    and then wonder what I'm "here after".

                    19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

                    20. HAVE  I SENT THIS MESSAGE TO YOU
                    BEFORE..........??????




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