[BITList] CURTAIN RODS

[FS]

*CURTAIN RODS --- PRICELESS*

On the first day, she sadly packed her belongingsinto boxes, crates and 
suitcases.

On the second day,she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful 
dining-room table, by candle-light; she put on some soft background 
music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle 
of springwater.

When she'd finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a 
few half-eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow centre of the 
curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

On the fourth day, the husband came back withhis new girlfriend, and at 
first all was bliss.

Then, slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing-out the place.

Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought into set 
off gas canisters, during which timethe two had to move out for afew 
days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool 
carpeting. Nothing worked!

People stopped coming over to visit.

Repairmen refused to work in the house.

The maid quit...

Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had 
to move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in half 
- they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.

Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return 
their calls.

Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a 
huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

Then the ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He told 
her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said that 
she missed her old home terribly and would be willing to reduce her 
divorce settlement in exchange for having the house.*

*Knowing she could have no idea how bad the smell really was,he agreed 
on a price that was only 1/10 th of what the house had been worth ... 
but only if she would sign the papers that very day.

She agreed, and within two hours his lawyers delivered the completed 
paperwork.

A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched 
the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.....

...and to spite the ex-wife, they even took the the curtain rods!!!!*

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU? *













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