[BITList] The Polish Divorce

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    *//**/_THE POLISH  DIVORCE_/**/__/*

    A Polishcid:1.3480816693 at web163506.mail.gq1.yahoo.com man moved to
    the USA and married an American
    girl.cid:2.3480816693 at web163506.mail.gq1.yahoo.com
    Although his English was not too good, they got along very well.
    One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him to get him a
    divorce.

    The lawyer said that he would first have to ask him a few questions.....

    *Have you any grounds?
    Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
    *
    *No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
    It made of concrete.

    I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
    No, we have carport, and not need one.

    I mean what are your relations like?
    They all still in Poland .

    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
    Yes, we have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up?
    No, I always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger?
    No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce?
    She going to kill me.

    What makes you think that?
    I got proof.

    What kind of proof?
    She going to poison me.
    She buy bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
    I can read English pretty good, and it say:*

    *cid:3.3480816693 at web163506.mail.gq1.yahoo.com*



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