[BITList] JESUS AND THE LABOR SUPPORTER

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 >>>
 >>> "JESUS AND THE LABOUR SUPPORTER"
 >>>
 >>>
 >>>
 >>> I hope you get a smile out of this one. (I don't care what party 
you like, this one's funny!!)
 >>>
 >>>
 >>> A 'Conservative', in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one 
afternoon and
 >>> asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The 'Conservative' looked 
across
 >>> the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
 >>>
 >>> The waitress nodded "yes," so the 'Conservative' requested that she 
give
 >>> Jesus a cup of hot chocolate, on him.
 >>>
 >>> The next patron to come in was a Lib Demsupporter, with a hunched back.
 >>> He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the 
waitress for a
 >>> cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, 
"Is that
 >>> Jesus, over there?"
 >>>
 >>> The waitress nodded, so the Lib Demsupporter asked her to give Jesus a
 >>> cup of hot tea, Â "my treat."
 >>>
 >>> The third patron to come into the restaurant was a 'Labour' 
supporter on
 >>> crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there
 >>> honey! How's about getting me a cold XXXX beer?" He too looked 
across the
 >>> restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?"
 >>>
 >>> The waitress nodded, so the 'Labour' supporter directed her to give 
Jesus
 >>> a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.
 >>>
 >>> As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the 'Conservative', touched him
 >>> and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The 'Conservative' 
felt the
 >>> strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the 
door.
 >>>
 >>> Jesus passed by the Lib Demsupporter, touched him and said, "For your
 >>> kindness, you are healed." The 'Catter' supporter felt his back 
straightening
 >>> up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of 
back flips
 >>> out the door.
 >>>
 >>> Then, Jesus walked towards the 'Labour' supporter, just smiling. The
 >>> 'Labour' supporter jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me .... I'm 
on a disability
 >>> pension."
 >>

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