[BITList] Humor on Wife - Just for Fun

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>     For the sake of Domestic Harmony..........
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>         HA HA HA
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>         An airline introduced a special package for businessmen. Buy
>         your ticket; get your wife's ticket free.
>         After a great success, the airline sent letters to all the
>         wives asking how was the trip.
>         All of them gave the same reply, "Which trip?"
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>         Husband was seriously ill. After thorough examination, doctor
>         sent him outside to wait.
>         Doctor to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant to him
>         and keep him in good mood, don’t discuss your problems, don’t
>         demand new clothes or gold jewels. Do this for one year and he
>         will be fine.
>         On the way home, husband asked wife: What did the doctor say?
>         Wife: No matter what we do for you, you are going to die!
>         <http://www.funfunky.com/funky-jokes-zone-f67.html>
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>         An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband
>         can't afford another woman.
>         <http://www.funfunky.com/funky-jokes-zone-f67.html>
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>         Wife buys a new phone and decides to surprise her husband who
>         is sitting in the living room.
>         She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband from the new
>         number: "Hello darling!"
>         The husband responds in a low tone: "Let me call you back
>         later honey, the dumb lady is in the kitchen.”
>         <http://www.funfunky.com/funky-jokes-zone-f67.html>
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>         Cool message by a woman: Dear mother-in-law, "don't teach me
>         how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours and he
>         needs a lot of improvement."
>         <http://www.funfunky.com/funky-jokes-zone-f67.html>
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>         A kid was beaten by his mom.
>         Dad came home and asked, “What happened son?”
>         Kid said, “I can’t adjust with your wife anymore, I need my own.”
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>         In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
>         Wife: Shoot him! Shoot him!
>         Santa: Yes, yes. I'm changing the battery in my camera..
>         <http://www.funfunky.com/funky-jokes-zone-f67.html>
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>         What is the difference between mother and wife?
>         A – One woman brings you into this world crying and the other
>         ensures you continue to do so.
>         <http://www.funfunky.com/funky-jokes-zone-f67.html>
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>         Husband and wife are like 2 tires of a vehicle.
>         If one punctures, the vehicle can't move further.
>         Moral: Always keep a spare tire....
>         <http://www.funfunky.com/funky-jokes-zone-f67.html>
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>         What's the similarity between chewing gum and begum (wife) ??
>         Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless,
>         shapeless and sticky in the end..
>         <http://www.funfunky.com/funky-jokes-zone-f67.html>
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>         A man came home late at night after a party.
>         His wife yelled: "How would you feel if you don't see me for
>         two days?"
>         The man couldn’t believe his luck.
>         He blurted out: 'That would be great'!
>         Monday passed and he didn’t see her......
>         Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday passed too.....
>         On Friday his swelling became better and now he could see her
>         from the corner of one eye.
>         <http://www.funfunky.com/funky-jokes-zone-f67.html>
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>         You know why the word woman starts with 'w'?
>         Because all questions start with "w".. !
>         Who ?
>         Why ?
>         What ?
>         When ?
>         Which ?
>         Whom ?
>         Where ?
>         &
>         finally Wife..!!!
>         <http://www.funfunky.com/funky-jokes-zone-f67.html>
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>         Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate,
>         hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches how to choose a wife.
>         Natural disasters just happen.
>         <http://www.funfunky.com/funky-jokes-zone-f67.html>
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>         Wife: last night I had a dream that you were sending me
>         jewellery and clothes! Just then my eyes opened.
>         Husband: Yeah, you didn’t see the end of that dream where I
>         saw your dad paying the bill !!!
>         <http://www.funfunky.com/funky-jokes-zone-f67.html>
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>         A recently fired stock trader said, "This is worse than
>         divorce. I have lost everything and I still have my wife !!!!
>         " <http://www.funfunky.com/funky-jokes-zone-f67.html>
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>         Message of the year:-
>         Women live a better, longer and peaceful life..!!
>         Why?
>         Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!
>         <http://www.funfunky.com/funky-jokes-zone-f67.html>
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