[BITList] The Deaf Italian Bookkeeper

[Malcolm]

The Deaf Italian Book keeper



   A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him
out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the
job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he
would never have to testify in court.

 

When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he
takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

 

The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where's the money?"

 

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido where the money is  

 

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

 

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking
about."

 

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's temple and says, "Ask
him again!"

 

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

 

Guido signs back, "OK.!!!! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

 

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

 

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

 

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